Pure Imagination

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Martin. 19. Massachusetts. Williams College.
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"What would your patronus be?”
“I told you. My dick."
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"We all know Williams is basically musical beds."
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asoulrendered: kittysox: “bye honey, i’m off to work” Ok.. I don’t normally reblog cat pictures but I can’t stop laughing at this one.

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • cutie pie
  • darling
  • honey

unacceptable pet names:

  • boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
  • cthulu 
  • sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
  • Leslie
  • floor
  • 2% milk
  • Ella Fitzgerald

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